Jessica Alba Cleavage of the Day

2023

Aug

Jessica Alba was definitely an overhyped whore in her 20s, back when she played the hottest actress in Hollywood, never getting naked or really even half naked, unless it was on the beach for the paparazzi…..the good old days, where the shameless whoring happened behind closed doors and occasionally for the paparazzi, before the world turned into a bunch of self producing smut distributors, taking the selfie cam fucking seriously, and taking ownership on their whore content without having to rely on the paparazzi to monetize off them, why let that immigrant in LA with a camera make money off their backs in exchange for publicity, when they can just monetize off themselves…

Anyway, Alba clearly understood the whole act of whoring herself, she was one of the first celebs to do the direct to consumer internet brand, not the first celeb to do direct to consumer products, but direct to consumer internet brands where she pretending to be CEO and not CHIEF EXTERNAL ORIFICE from having a few too many kids, actual CEO or some other vanity title to give the illusion that she was actually actively involved in her brand, besides just pushing the product on us like she used to push her tits on the execs who gave her acting work.

The point of the story is she’s got tits, I guess she’s selling lip gloss, and she’s doing it with those tits out, all seductive for an old weathered broad because that’s what WHORING is….