As it turns out, I am probably pretty lucky that I don’t live near a beach because I am such a deep rooted pervert and I always have been, that it would probably pose some sort of problem, not because I’m an aggressor because I am not, I’m a romantic, but because I wouldn’t know what to do with myself, I’d likely glitch out like a virgin nerd cumming himself to the first set of tits he got to see.
It’s like, being a grown man who stares at pics of tits all day doesn’t deflate my interest in the female form and I think it could be an obsession on some level or.another because as long as the bitch ain’t fat, I’m staring…and now with all the thong bikinis, fuck off you girls are the ABUSERS!
Big tits, small tits, fat ass, no ass, flat ass, round ass, toned stomach, soft stomach, I don’t fucking care, if it’s half naked in a bikini, I’m loving it.
It’s kind of pathetic, but we can’t control what we like….so keep me on ice up here in Canada where I belong…why live my dream of being a titty hunting beach rat…
