Recently divorced Jessica Simpson is on some comeback tour now that she’s left her husband, not that she ever left.

She was one of the early modern day celebrities to launch a signature brand with a big box store to make billions of dollars instead of the QVC thing.

Instead of doing her clothing brand as a sideline, she dropped out of her actual singing and pop career that made her a compelling name to wear on your chest while buying your fast fashions at Walmart.

So the comeback tour is more about recently divorced, no longer 250 pounds of hard Texas BBQ living, maybe on Ozempc, maybe jacked up with the mupet face that makes her look like a 90s porn star, who fucking knows.

She’s also releasing an album, back to the studio for life changing songs, even though I can’t even tell you one of her hits from when she was famous as shit….

She’s also still doing her brand and she put together a video where she’s striaght whoring, unfortunately with her child, but we edited that out, since her kid is like 5.

Putting your kid on the internet as part of a campaign is just psychotic to me, do they not realize that the internet is a bunch of weirdos like you….

She can afford to have done this without using her kid…and she should have…she doesn’t need the clickbait and it’s just fucking weird to put your kid out there like that.

When you’re whored by your daddy as a child, you’re trained to whore your kids as part of your DNA…..

Let the kid decide at 18 whether they want an internet footprint, instead o using them as a pop in your sick commercial bullshit….it is a disgrace but at 45 and looking like a porn chick, Jessica Simpson is not bad….

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