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2025

04

Feb

Elsie Hewitt’s Titty Gets Work of the Day

Urban Outfitters is going for the jacked up face tranny look.

The kind of science experiment that pig bitches undertake with face fillers and botox that ends up being too aggressive that they are forced to call it performance art.

The kind of make-up application that pig bitches do in hopes of beautifying their ugly faces, some movie make-up shit, where they could have gone full on alien invader or zombie monster, but instead went with “I’m a painted up whore”….

If you’re wondering why I don’t like Elsie Hewitt, it is because she is one of those pig bitches who bites the hand that feeds her and cries “me too” when it was trendy and her celebrity cock that was fucking her and probably paying her rent with his Reese Witherspoon Palimony drop kicks her for being a crazy, entitled cunt.

I am against women making false claims of abuse or rape, especially when they are whores, even if they are real claims of abuse or rape, it’s some circle of life shit and 90 percent of the time, the woman is far more abusive than the retaliating man, not to mention 90 percent of the time, the rape isn’t rape but regret sex.

Elsa tried to leverage a celebrity relationship, turned it dark and into a story of abuse and that’s the kind of thing that makes you hate the tits, regardless of the retarded looking face, even if you love tits…..

Anyway, she clearly ran out of her settlement money and has to get back to work.

Urban Outfitters used her in their campaign, who fucking knows why, they clearly don’t realize there are 10000 more important, relevant and hotter chicks out there, but we can assume dicks were sucked because she looks like that kind of girls and I judge books by the cover, since the cover is 97.8 percent of the time accurate.

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