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2025

04

Feb

Julianne Hough Harrasses Whales of the Day

Julianne Hough is somewhere where rich people vacation, since they’ve been overpaid and their entire existence is a fucking vacation now that they can ride their TV earnings for the rest of their lives.

While being somewhere rich people vacation, she’s managed to go out for a paddle board session, as retirees do…and she harassed a whale, that would have been amazing if it Moby Dicked her harder than Ryan Seacrest Dicked her, but instead just swam past her….

I’d like some sort of conservation group or VEGANS to go mental on her, because it’s alway’s fun when a MORMON GONE WILD gets cancelled for being a heathen or in this case an asshole to nature she’s raping harder than Ryan Seacrest raped her….romantically…and he probably didn’t call it rape…but it’d be funny if one day she found god, broke her NDA and cried rape in retrospect against America’s favorite host…..

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