Chelsea Handler is a female comedian. I hate female comedians, I don’t find them funny, I find the desperate and confused because they’ve left a life of breeding and running their family, to tell contrived stories of embarrassing moments in sex, that may not even be true, but that they base their identity on….

That’s not to say girls haven’t made me laugh, or that girls haven’t laughed at my dick, it’s just to say comedy as a whole is depressing, throw in a middle aged childless comic who was actually celebrated, on TV and with fans that validate her and you’ve got real garbage…

There was a period of time she moved to Canada ski country and Canada was really excited about it. They are socialist retards who are drunk on maple syrup, not a serious group of people, just happy to be mentioned, even if the person mentioning them is a scumbag with shitty insensitive jokes, which normally offend them, but not when they are women….even white women…

Anyway, Handler went to LA to be an actor, she thought she was a hot chick, realized her sassy attitude would allow her to fuck her way to the top of comedy, since comics are sad pathetic nerds, and now we’re stuck with her.

She’s got a really aggressively filled face to go with her shitty aggressive humor, she’s celebrating her 70th birthday and figured showing her high testosterone abs and bolt on tits in the snow was the way to do it.

I can’t tell you why old ladies who work out like being in bikinis in the snow, but it’s a trend that you may jerk off to and why should my hate come between you and that….

I will never prevent you from jerking off to things I find disgusting….

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