There comes a point in every entrepreneur’s life where they are forced to outsource the work to a more qualified person, but when you’re stupidly rich and successful, you can pretend that the people are there to see you, so that you can take your old altered 45 year old as to the beach to cosplay as a bikini model….because ultimately, if you’re bikini modelling for one of the biggest swim/athletics brand out there, you’re a bikini model….even if you own the brand and it’s a loop hole…

So basically, when you can’t do something because you’re not qualified, in anything really, you can always use your fortunes to open a company that can hire you do those things.

In Kim’s case it’s old lady with plastic surgery acting like a young hottie in a bikini shoot.

In your case, it could be being a male pornstar, you just a need a site and 2,000 dollars to pay the porn chick….

Maybe it’s opening a restaurant when you can’t cook…

Maybe it’s opening a fashion brand because you’ve always wanted to be a designer even though you have no business doing that…

Or be like me and start an internet website, like a bootleg magazine, and pretend to be a journalist..

THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER…and I wouldn’t be surprised if old lady Kim’s vagina made some oysters out of the sand her cunt inhaled….not because it’s tight, but because it is toxic….

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