As it turns out, you can’t trick the world into thinking you’re not an old lady….

When you’re an old lady, you’re an old lady…there’s a sort of smell of infertility to a bitch.

But that doesn’t mean you can’t be the best old lady you can be by starving yourself out and getting plastic surgery injections to fight the rot….

That just makes you the best of the old ladies, like an old timer pickleball league….they can’t quite keep up with the youngs, but in their Heyday they were Jessica Alba and genetically still Jessica Alba, if you cut away that first layer of rot…

She’s kind of like an old deck that needs a pressure wash, a mouldy cheese in the back of your fridge that you can salvage if you don’t mind eating mould.

That may excite you, especially since she’s now a retired billionaire on vacation at her Mexican villa.

She’s still Jessica Alba…

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