Here’s some Britney Spears for the manicure fetishists out there, because you know there’s people out there who get off to watching girls get their fake nails, otherwise why would chicks waste all that money getting fake nails. Everything a girl does is to get that toxic male gaze, otherwise they’d all be fat dumpy fucks out of convenience.

She’s rocking what may be a British Accent, because she’s a performer, or a body double….

She’s showing off some crackhead looking nails that got eaten off in some crackhead breakdown of nervous energy between hits….just chew those fucking things off….

Which may be a fetish for some of you….because girls with the nice nails are too high maintenance, it’s the ones with the crackhead nails you want because they need a hot meal and a shower, which could get you laid….

She’s rocking what look like some British teeth, because she’s got some rugged looking teeth that don’t feel very Britney Spears…

But that’s probably what happens when you’re a reanimated corpse….body parts fall apart…

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