Jessica Simpson is old as shit, so obviously her face has been jacked up in her quest to market bullshit you don’t need.

She has taken Ozempic, left her man and broken her home like some kind of failure of a woman, because her one main job should be being the glue that keeps the family together for the sake of the kids, but instead she wants to get out there and get jerked off to before the face injections that make her look like a blow-up doll melt and leave her looking old and weathered like she is….

She is promoting a new album that I am sure is life changing….

She is promoting her ongoing clothing brand that made her a billionaire…

She is in overalls with a bikini top, a hot look, she’s in a short skirt and heels, also a hot look, and if she wasn’t 50 years old and terrifying to look at in her attempt to stay young and hot and porny, you could potentially jerk off to her for old times, but might as well just jerk off to her old pics buy sucking off a codeine lollipop like it’s a micro-penis isn’t so bad, I guess.

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