For those of you who didn’t know, I live my life with a sex doll that I’ve never had sex with and that I hope is a virgin.

She was sent to me a few years ago when advertisers would pay us to do content and campaigns, you know the glory days of barely scraping by…..instead of the current days of actual drwoning….but I did get a sex doll out of the whole thing which I guess I could have rented out during covid to weirdos, but that’s really too entrepreneurial for me.

She has giant fucking tits and looks more human than Kylie Jenner….

So think of this as a tribute to my virgin sex doll I never fucked…and who I haven’t fully gone crazy and turned into an imaginary friend….if anything she creeps me out because she’s a corpse-like sex doll that you’d have to be fucking weird to ever fuck….

Or think of it as a reminder that the Kardashians are fucking demon monster hybrid humans here to fuck you all up….

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