Sydney Sweeney posed with Jessica Alba at a recent pool party launch at the MGM Grand in Vegas.

Old Jessica Alba, is a recent divorcee who is doing whatever she can to have a second go at life, as divorcees do.

Unlike most Divorcees, Alba has billions of dollars from the direct to consumer brand her and her cuck husband built. She also has the reputation of being the Sydney Sweeny of her generation all those years ago.

Clearly, Alba is trying to post next to Sweeny to suck off some of that hype, while Sweeney is posing next to Alba because she’s a relic of a distant past to her. She knows the name and being able to get a selfie is like visiting Hoover Dam or some other historical monument.

Jessica Alba, despite her witchcraft to suck the youthful spirit off Sweeney is basically as old as the WELCOME TO LAS VEGAS SIGN…and her weekend in Vegas is one of a Divorcee letting loose to prove herself…while Sweeney’s is more about getting paid to attend a launch by a Casino with deep pockets.

Luckily, Sweeney brought her tits, which Machine Gun Kelly stared at in the flesh….

They’re more exhillerating than Alba hanging on as hard as she fucking can…

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