In the event you were wondering how old Thandie Netwon was when jerking off to her old lady tits, she’s old enough to have a 20 year old daughter, which last I checked made her real fucking old, since you should only be jerking off to 20-25 year olds according to science…and jerking off to their moms is just fucking twisted and sick….

I saw these pics posted in the AMAZING stepFORUM under the name NICO PARKER IN VOGUE…

I said to myself “I’ve never heard of Nico Parker, she must be someone’s daughter”.

So I took my fingers to the old GOOGLE machine, otherwise known as EVIL BIG TECH WHO DID NOT LET ME MONETIZE THIS SITE THE WAY OTHER SITES WERE MONETIZED FORCING ME TO BE A BROKE ASS INSTEAD OF A 100 MILLIONAIRE…I get angry with each google search I make…

Turns out, my instinct of “why is this skinny bitch in Vogue, she must have a famous mother” was right….because as retarded as I am…I am typically right…not because I am smart…I just said I was retarded…but because it’s a lazy industry run by lazy people who are fucking lazy and find it easier to just hype up what’s already there, rather than bother finding something that’s not there or that could be there.

Creatively, it’s low frequency, depressing, a void….which works out nicely for those at the top of the food chain because they keep getting work and so do their shitty kids who don’t deserve it….all because people are easily bought, distracted, lazy and into themselves…just trying to appease important people or advertisers…

BORING…

But she’s skinny and 20, so better to swap out Thandie Newton for….no need to jerk of to her or her in her role in AVATAR all blue and shit anymore, we’ got the new-new…the SWAP…

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