Here’s some Hollywood nerd fodder for you…

Cami Mendes from Riverdale has been cast as Teela, which for all you comic book nerds, is probably really fucking exciting…

I don’t really remember the He-Man cartoons because cartoons are for homos, espcially when the character is called He-Man…pretty fucking gay….

I don’t remember the comics because comics are also for homos, especially about men named He-Man but I know He-Man and the Master of the Universe and I like all the Skeletor memes I get sent by Stefano my gay hair stylist friend from NYC.

It was apparently all conceptualized by Mattel to sell action figures back in the late 70s and early 80s and it worked and now they’re making the live action movie, probably not the first.

They’ve cast Camila Mendes from Riverdale fame, for a comic-book crossover, where Veronica from the Archie Comics becomes Teela the pasty ginger bitch, but instead of causing Little Mermaid level anger, she just gets jerked off to because she’s in COSPLAY and comic book, cartoon watching homos like that shit.

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