Salma Hayek Reminds Us You Can Never Be Too Old to Whore, even When You’re Too Old to Whore…

Salma Hayek is arguably an A-List celebrity thanks to her tits from the 90s.

In being an A-List celebrity she was sold off to some fashion tycoon billionaire who bred her.

Now they’ve decided that her tits haven’t done enough work for the family, or to validate themselves to secure their home in one of their mansions.

So she’s decided to show her man that she can still keep up with the youngs, just so he doesn’t leave her for new and fresher pussy.

She’s gotta secure her presence, so she called her team and ensured some validation in the from of clickbait, viral stunt generating Sports Illustrated Swim….

Who decided to make noise with the masculine-faced senior citizen mid-rot.

Hopefully her husband realizes what she’s done for him and his cuck needing his wife to be jerked off to rich guy needs, like he’s a diddy….

Maybe late-stage Menopause never looked this good…but it is still Menopause. Gross.

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