Sofia Vergara may not be a drug mule being used by the cartel to smuggle fentanyl into America….but her dumper looks like the kind of place I’d want to store anything I would be trying to smuggle…like my dick…if I had one…unfortunately, I’m more the kind of person who smuggles my own dick, never to have it noticed….and I was just saying that I want to smuggle my dick in Sofia Vergara’s ass as a figure of speech.

Anyway, she is old and has a fat ass to go with her fat tits.

Primarily known for her fat tits, what we’d assume helped her rise to the TV screen from the depths of undocumented immigrant in the Visa line in Miami…to a household name…but we always forget that she probably also used her ass…

Whether it was pushing back on a decision maker, twerking it the right Latin-Nights way, or just letting those execs experience the dick smuggling fetish I was discussing earlier in todays post….

She’s probably used both to exist in this celebrity world…and she continues to use it, with the green tight dress she’s too old for, while creepy geriatric Simon Cowell looks like he’s in need of some Teen Pop Boy Band Semen to liven his near dead look up..

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