I always fancied myself to be one of those action and adventuring documentarian.

The kind of motherfucker who goes deep into the wilderness to uncover new species of birds or rodents.

Just me and my National Geographic membership, a camera and a keen eye for the natural world.

Instead, I became a drunken idiot who never got my sit together and decided that sitting on the internet when I am not drinking is the best use of my time…

At a time, digging through the depths of the internet for weird and strange discoveries, before TikTok and Instagram did it for the people because it generated clicks.

Observing some weirdness and documenting it in the laziest of ways with a blog post for you….

Well, today, those two worlds collided and we’ve discovered a new species of animal….on the internet…without leaving the couch and I’m here to document it.

Where’s my Nobel Prize, Pulitzer, whatever the fuck you get for discovering these kinds of things…

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