It’s a LONG WEEKEND here, so that means that I am not going to bother updating a site for you ungrateful fucks who I don’t influence or control in ways I would like to.

You see, my laziness and passive approach to our relationship has been a total fucking fail.

I could have turned us into a sex cult, into a community where I get to fuck your wives, sisters and hot college aged daughters….while taking 10-20 percent of your assets and earnings….

Instead, you don’t even click links I tell you to click…..

That’s a burden I have to carry on my shoulders through life, knowing what could have been…

Luckily, I have mental videos of Britney Spears doing retard dances, despite being a professionally trained top level pop star, because Britney’s dead and this is AI or a body double…

FACTS

That’s how we spend our long weekend:

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