I don’t post pictures of Dakota Johnson trying to be hot in a near sheer tight dress with a visible thong at a fancy event because I think she’s hot.

I don’t post pictures of Dakota Johnson trying to be hot in a tight dress because she is Hollywood royalty, her granny was molested by Hitchcock like he was Weinstein, her mom Melanie Griffith who wasn’t always a walking corpse and her dad Don Johnson from Miami Vice….

I post pictures of Dakota Johnson trying to be hot for the Coldplay fans because she’s the girl he watches and jerks off to gay porn with….and Coldplay fans can’t get enough of Coldplay jerking off to gay porn, they just wish he would do that with them….since Coldplay fans are gay.

It’s my version of clickbait….maybe this will turn DRUNKENSTEPFATHER into Buzzfeed. Let’s go Coldplay fan….make it count.

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