Summer is coming….the bitches are getting fit…please put a penny in the old slag’s exclusive content channels….if you haven’t got a penny then a half penny will do…if you haven’t got a half penny then just jerk off to their free content they are using to seduce you….

The point of the story is that you don’t need summer to have tanlines, the whores of the internet figure it out….

They understand the importance of a tanline to highlight their good parts by showing you where their clothes once were….like a brand or a tattoo…but not permanent…

That is a key strategy needed in internet content production to make them the hottest version of themselves, plus they can pretend they go outside in bikinis to get real sun, even if they are just lathered in chemicals that stain them….

The sun is your best medicine, vitamin D, fights all the diseases and gives you testosterone….

Don’t believe BIG SKIN CANCER that are trying to sell you their SPFs….

The same people who sell SKIN CANCER TREATMENTS….own the brands that SELL SUNSCREEN….

Johnson & Johnson sell cancer meds and Neutrogena sunscreen…

Bayer owns cancer meds and Coppertone sunscreen

So embrace the NATURAL POWER of the sun, since it’s almost logical that it won’t kill us, since it’s the source of all life on earth….

ReTARDS..

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