Sofia Vergara is like 100 years old, so we can only assume that as these people age, they start reverting back to towards childhood, until basically being diaper wearing babbling babies upon death…

So we’ll assume she sucked a lot of dick in her youth, occasionally getting pregnant on the rise to the top….TEEN MOM IN COLOMBIA shit…

She probably sucked a lot of dick to keep food on the table for her kid as a TEEN mom….

Then sucked a lot of dick to get her hollywood break….where she was able to ease up on the sucking of dick for a decade….

But now as she gets older, she’s reverting back to the sucking of dick, just from a richer place…

She is promoting some direct to consumer products, why not become a billionaire like the other idiots…

Her campaign…simulating dick sucks…

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