Sydney Sweeney is the top celebrity out there and by top I mean top heavy.

The girl’s got fat tits and she’s had no issues showing off her tits in efforts to get as famous as she’s got.

She’s a beacon of hope to other tits out there, like Em Rata, that despite any roadblocks, or challenges, so long as you’ve got the tits, you’ll make it.

Whether she’s a talent or not is up for debate, since I am of the school of thought that no one is a talent, at least not in acting….it’s all so silly.

Where the talents really lie is in the big naturals, which sounds half retarded and dismissive of her accomplishments, but I am half retarded and her accomplishments don’t impress me because of the tits….which are all that fucking matter.

She’s on the promotional tour of what will be her OSCAR WINNING performance, she plays a dyke boxer and gained 30 pounds for the role, something she likes to talk about all the time, like Anne Hathaway did with her shaving head scene that got her an OSCAR….

They know she’s marketable, heavily marketable, mainstream and interesting to the generation of non-TV watchers.

They need to elevate her to the top of their industry to fully monetize….and this is how they are doing it.

The good news is that she didn’t get stuck with her fat dyke look, she’s back to her old blonde bimbo with the tits look, and she’s got her titties out in this promo shoot to elevate her to even greater heights because being young and rich from the tits isn’t enough, she needs the stamp of approval and validation from meaningless awards too.

The most interesting thing I’ve learned about Sweeney is that she’s a size 23 jeans, now I don’t think I’ve ever met a 23 jeans in my life, it’s the smallest adult jean size available and it’s possible emaciated crackheads wear them. It’s a 23.5 inch waist and a 33 inch hip.

That makes me think she may be a dwarf and her tits are really just B-cups…

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