Halle Berry was in that mirrored AirBNB in the desert that went viral a few years ago. We’ll assume she posted this after she already left, since you’d be able to find the address pretty easily and it’d probably be worth driving out there to see her in human form, especially if you’re one of the many people who have jerked off to her, which is probably why she posted this after she already left. You creeps ruin it for the bigger creeps who would actually show up at her door……

She wore a one-piece bathing suit, because she understands the importance of age-appropriate swimwear, since she’s in her late 60s.

This isn’t her fucking Billy Bob Thorton in Monster Balls, but modest being the hottest in an era where even grannies are wearing g-string bathing suits you can see the asshole through, makes her a little more respectable and less desperate, since she’s Halle Berry and doesn’t need to be desperate.

Sure, I like asshole behind thong bikinis even when I don’t, I am a pervert but for the sake of a better society, let’s get the over 40s back into the one-pieces at the pool to stop giving people the wrong idea or to make them think it’s ok, even if I like staring….it DOESN’T MAKE IT RIGHT…

Let’s make less freakish things than Old Ladies half naked the norm, the fetish, the future…..

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