Elsie Hewitt is one of these average in hotness whores who moved to LA….

She was able to land Playboy when Playboy’s casting was dog shit and was struggling which allowed her and about 1000 other chicks to get the Playboy shoot their whore asses dreamt of because it would legitimize them, even though in another era when there were only 12 Playboy chick per year, not 560….it would have been an actual “honor” for a whore to be included…

She’s table scraps is basically what I am saying…..and not because she looks like she’s got table scraps injected or implanted into her tits…because she does…but just because she’s low quality…

While being in LA, the ability to leverage some fake instagram followers and a Playboy cosign is a good way to get famous cock to cum in you…

She ended up turning on one of the famous cocks she seduced with her bolt on shit tits, by saying he beat her and got a settlement out of it….just the kind of crazy bitch you AVOID..

She also fucked Selena Gomez’s muppet of a husband….before landing on Pete Davidson the 9/11 ambassador who Kanye says has AIDS and who is proof girls will fuck anything that is deemed funny, rich or famous…even when it looks sickly….who has recently cum in her hard enough for it to create a baby…

She showed up pregnant with visible tits, which is trashy but still tits and for that…we celebrate trashy because it there would be far less whores in the world and what would we do with ourselves with less whores…being of the school of thought that there are never enough whores…in fact I’ve been quoted saying “MORE WHORES” numerous times in my life…and without whores, it’d be sad times….

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