One of my life’s biggest regrets, because it is important to have regrets, in order to fully embrace being a fucking loser, is that there was a period of time where I thought the thong sucked. That it was lame….

Life as a mainstream too school for school motherfucker who hated that all girls wore thongs and thought that girls who wore thongs were just part of that hive mind and not the slutty pantyline avoiding great ass girls they were…

I let my hate for the mainstream not embrace that whores were going mainstream and now, all these years later, I missed so many opportunities…

I should have taken the thong ass as a sing of what was to come, that all girls would be basically gay men anal loving, on the swipe right dating apps I could have launched, selling nudes on the OnlyFans I could have launched…but instead I was a hater….

HOW can you hate something as wonderful as a thong….

WHAT is wrong with me….

Luckily, I’ve come to my senses and realize the mainstream, moral-less girl is a fucking dream and that THONGS are hot and always have been, I was just too blind to see.

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