Jessica Simpson’s has been going through a divorce, so she has decided to re-invent herself from being the fat Texan billionaire she’s been the last 20 years, by finding herself some OZEMPIC and BOTOX to bring home a solid rich housewife look to her popstar image….

One could argue that they prefer their 50 year old housewives looking like porn chicks, acting like porn chicks, trying to fill the void in their soul with cock or dildos….

I guess there’s no real arguement…everyone prefers their 50 year old housewives looking like porn chicks..

Here is Jessica Simpson in a self produced shoot, where she’s trying to seduce you through the camera while pretending she’s not 50 years old…

Divorced ladies can be fun, if you can work around their sadness…

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