According to my friend, who has no real ties to Hollywood, other than a financial relationship he thinks he is having with someone pretending to be Jennifer Aniston, is that the original title of Snakes on a Plane, was Snatch on a Plane.

The premise was less about snakes being on the plane and more about sugar baby, wallet fucking whores, on the plane, traveling for their sex work. Some in luxury, some to turn tricks in other destinations they don’t have their foundation in….

Just a plane full of snatch, who get too bored on the overseas flight, that they turn to the only thing they know….whoring…

So in doing mile high shit for the paying customer, the flight crew, other passengers, the mix of high class trophy wives, side bitch sugar babies, high paid escorts in first class and the various low rent whores in coach, just of flashing their tits while hoping they land safely. The log line would be something like all flights could be your last, so have a blast or some shit

Anyway, here are some whores in whore stance on a whore flight because everything is a brothel if you’re slutty enough…

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