Candice Swanepoel posted a pretty provocative, arguably almost pornographic, workout video on social media, in which she pops her thonged booty out in various fitness poses, where the fitness poses are just a loophole to make it seem more like a fitness video, giving fitness tits, than a model ass in thong show….

I’ve always been a fan of Swanepoel, so even in her old as shit age, she’s managed to keep that pussy grip on my soul…

It’s not because she’s South African, with one of them stupid South African accents, or that she’s the daughter of a plantation owner who probably owned slaves, or labor so cheap that you’d consider it slavery. That’s never really been a fetish of mine, but knowing I’d be one of the slaves and not the plantation owner, makes her being the plantation owner semi appealing when I think about it, not that I like to think…

I like to mindlessly look at ass, even old ass, especially when on ass that was once young ass that I appreciated….holding on by a thread, or a thong, but still managing ….

She was heavily loyal to the Victoria’s Secret brand that made her, before they threw her out for being too hot when they decided to cater to the fatties of the internet who don’t buy VS, but rather just complain about it…

So it’s only fair for us to be loyal to her in her long legged attention seeing booty show for attention like a low level desperado of instagram…while being top tier Swanepooel

It’s porn to me:

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