Since I am a pretty ignorant idiot who doesn’t really know anything about anything, which is something I take pride in….we call it DOWNS SYNDROME but with all the right CHROMOSOMES…

I used to call DUA LIPA a KOSOVO refugee, but the truth is that she is first generation UK and her parents are the refugees.

They settled in LONDON, they rebuilt their lives, the dad because some sort of marketing expert computer nerd who figured out how to trick the algorithm for his daughter he believed in and together they have gamed the system.

I far prefer her being taken from a refugee camp, her parents killed in front of her, so she knew at a young age to behave for her captors, human trafficked to the UK with new handlers, who trained her for this life of brain washing idiots on the internet with her songs…because it’s more fun of a story…

Girl makes youtube songs, has dad who knows how to market youtube song, so youtube gets big enough to get record deal…far less fun for us, but probably more fun for DUA who now gets to bathe in her success, posting pics of her showing off her legs in fancy dresses, in fancy settings, not affected by her family’s war torn past…which is not quite the level of trauma we want from are trauma based mind control conspiracy theory….

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