Alessandra Ambrosio is the top Victoria’s Secret model who reminded me of the guy from Office Space who was fired but just kept showing up to work, no one had the heart to tell her she was fired.

Her career as a VS model didn’t make all that much sense when she started pushing 40, it defied all rules we had known when it came to bikini models. They were supposed to be killed off at 30.

If Victoria’s Secret didn’t go WOKE and decide that they couldn’t use hot skinny fit bitches with fake tits in their campaigns, because they were getting cancelled and hated on social media, so they tried to knee-jerk reaction into booking fatties instead….Ambrosio would still be working for VS.

Since VS re-introduced their classic models, she probably is still working for VS…..

Even though she’s 50, she’s hugely famous, all thanks to the tits, and despite being a mom in her 50s, she’s got the bikini model titties out, it apparently works for her, so who are we to not endorse that behavior…

She’s in DUBAI, getting her fuck on, possibly on a paid job modeling, but you never know with this instagram model shit…

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