In one of the less eventful things to have happened last night, especially in a self-involved internet of smut….so much smut…how do you even handle the smut…especially on SURVIVOR night…
THE VICTORIA’S SECRET SHOW HAPPENED and no one cared.
It’s nice that they are trying to play off the nostalgia to rebuild their underwear brand, but girls are in underwear always, making tuning into the show targeting Gen Z far less appealing than just scrolling the IG feed.
The brand is still doing a level of WOKENESS, which fucked them over when the internet went woke and they decided to retire their classic models….so there were fats there….
The brand too nostalgia seriously, because they cast the same people they cast 5 or 10 years ago, from anti-Israel Bella Hadid getting work for the terrorists, to other pigs they paid a lot of money to generate hype for the brand, in a last ditch effort of survival….
I will not watch the VS show, but I will send you links to some of the content…because it’s my duty as a purveyor of pop culture filth…that flags me pornographic while making all them fucks tons of money…
Here’s what we’ve got so far…
Candice Swanepoel was there, which was a good thing, because even in her mature middle age, she’s almost as hot as she was in her prime. She has always been the best that VS has to offer and she’s been a lifelong creation of VS, even with her tits EXPLANTED, I support all thing SWANEPOEL….even if she’s a racist South African…..for the VS Show….
Barbara Palvin for VS Fashion Show, she wasn’t naked enough but still an old timer that I appreciate….because she still looks good in her old age.
They were STILL being woke and inclusive and cast a real TROLL they call the Rat Cow Faced Monster, probably for Halloween like it is the Monster Mash…or because she’s a feminist leader who has intellectualized her use of flashing tits for a lucrative career for a titty obsessed audience…pretending that it’s feminism and now whoredom….
Other people, probably guests, showed up half naked…like Karen Gillan – a Fire Crotch I don’t care to know…
Olivia Holt Sheer Top whoring….who I don’t care to know…
Xandra Pohl Big Cleavage…..
Madison Beer was the musical act and she was dressed half naked enough…even though the outfit would be better with a gaping front hole..
There were others….but who cares….
Adriana Lima was there, she was their prized county fair winning sow for the longest fucking time, but this era of VS model are ripping lines of cocaine has been replaced with ripping line of OZEMPIC and botox to try to stay appealing in their menopausal years…it’s a sick fucking world out there, there was a time they swapped these girls out for new ones, you know trading in the high mileage rusted out broken down models…but not anymore….and I have no ideal why….is it laziness, is it that people don’t want to be reminded that life is finite and that time continues, so they keep them in this vortex of confusion where there is no time called the internet, waking up one day at 80 realizing all the years they lost….
It’s tragic….but here’s LIMA
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