It’s Flashback Friday….

Is anyone else on season 3 of Desperate Housewives after randomly deciding to give that show a shot?

If you are, you’ll have the late to the game understanding that I recently just understood, that Eva Longoria was a serious fucking babe.

Throughout the series, she’s a sex obsessed, money grubbing, sugar baby, who was once a runway model….the shortest runway model in the history of runway models.

She fucks the gardener consistently, she fucks her husband, she runs around half naked in her underwear….and it allows me to finally grasp her celebrity, her fame, her appeal, and why she’s an international sensation.

Sure, Nicolette Sheridan is the hotter pussy on the show, if you’re a racist into aryans over the Mexicans….

Sure, Eva Longoria as a person seems awful….like a self hating Mexican….who hires Mexicans so that she can feel above them….but that’s just a feeling I get when I look at her….

But 2007 Eva Longoria with her tits out…NOT BAD AT ALL…

I’d eat from her TACO stand ALL DAY.

I’d even eat her Burrito….

Which isn’t saying much.

BUT IT IS SAYING SOMETHING.

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