These picture of Jessica Simpson are a few days old, but I figure if you’re into Jessica Simpson, a little old, washed up, played out, used and abused, scarred and rebuilt, won’t really get you down.

You don’t need fresh new things, you’ll buy the expired product from the discount bin…..because the package looks to be in decent condition.

It’s Halloween today and I figure Jessica Simpson is a great person to showcase in her Elvira Dress at some premiere. Mom tits out. Face as plastic as you’d expect. Ozempic running through her veins like the ambition ran through her veins before her billion dollar brand experiment.

Like so many other women her age, Halloween is everyday, where they take movie make up so seriously, the turn their faces into muppets. Some even tattoo on eyebrows and other things, which is insanity to the normie, but we just know that if they didn’t, their everyday look would be far more terrifying, zombie like, straight crawling out of the grave on the way to the grave….

So we’ll take the plaster, the paint, the reinforced beams….because if the package looks alright from the outside, the rotting product on the inside ain’t a thing…

The future is AI so who gives a fuck right…

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