Lily Allen’s nipple slip may not be the nipple slip you woke up hoping for, because no one remembers who Lily Allen is.

I don’t think that people even care about nipple slips anymore, which is really just a reflection of the sad state of world. With all their wars and hardcore pornos, the simplicity of a bitch in a tiny top flashing tit no longer matters, especially when it is Lily Allen.

Lily Allen is probably about 50 years old at this point, her silly pop career happened a LONG time ago, she made a ton of money anc has been able to ride it for life.

She was never hot, she was always pretty dumpy, so she’s actually surprisingly better with age thanks to how shit she was back in the day.

Like other 50 year olds, she’s either starved herself, botoxed herself, or OZEMPIC diabetes medicated herself. Her higher testosterone allows for musculature and I’m not here trying to paint a picture of why Lily Allen’s tits should excite you, they shouldn’t, but at least she’s trying…

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