Jessica Simpson is the text book divorcee.

She’s in her early 50s, she’s got some kids to remind her that she’s in her early 50s and she’s recently single.

You don’t need to be a pop star or someone with a billion dollar clothing brand to do what Jessica Simpson is doing.

It’s this finding new life, filling old pussy…with new cock….to offset the years of marriage and to validate her as a person.

She has also re-launched her music career, which was likely deader than her bedroom prior to the divorce, part of the reason she’s out there whoring….which the average middle aged divorcee doesn’t have to really do, she’s more about downloading tinder and figuring out how to take nudes after 20 years of missing out of all that emptiness for a family….

Homewrecker killing the sanctitude of marriage….not Death do us part….but end it out of convenience….

In self improving to best execute this shit, she’s ozempic de-fatted herself and jacked up her face to look like a bloated sex doll, which may be better than the alternative.

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