Sydney Sweeney and her crazy dopey retard eyes did a weird dance video to celebrate her appearance on Colbert.

Sweeney is doing a media tour promoting her movie where she plays a tranny boxer.

She is probably hoping for an Oscar, but thanks to being Sydney Sweeney, who for whatever reason is the most viral celebrity, all the media outlets are jumping on her, like you’d want to jump on her, because they want the views.

That “Whatever” reason is her willingness to show her tits….

Now, for the dance analysis, it is one of those retard tiktok edits to a song, the kind of thing that made tiktok a big social platform, since people like to retard dance, or watch retards dance.

It’s edited to the song, where she lip syncs along in her full glam and dress….

It’s not a very good dance and it’s pretty embarrassing, reducing herself to this kind of low frequency behavior, all trying to get herslef to the Oscar…

Since Sweeney got famous playing a whore with her tits out, you’d assume that the dance would be a little trashier….some crawling on all fours, some fingers up inside her, you know make it count…maybe even squirting her tit lactation in our mouths, despite not being a pregnant chick, that doesn’t matter, the tits are so womanly they can’t help but MILK…

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