It may not be news, but Britney Spears dance videos may be the only thing worth living for.

That’s not to say that Britney Spears is living for them, since this could be some level of Zombie Apocalypse, where they reanimate her for her dance videos….

She may also be the AI apocalypse….just new footage based on old footage re-worked to trick us, giving the illusion she is still alive…

It could just be old footage….

So yeah, the Britney Dance Videos are the only thing keeping her alive in our hearts, minds and boners….

But they are also the only interesting thing out of pop culture bullshit….even if she’s no longer really pop culture since she’s dead…even the app she uses “InShot” is some early instagram app that she doesn’t even pay for the non-branded version…

MAYBE this is all just a paid ad….

We’ll never know, we’re just forced to appreciate every second of the weirdness.

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