Britney Spears is going viral because she’s attached herself to the literal dick sucking, clout chasing, dog shit Kardashians.
She’s Britney Spears, but she lives in a world where she needs to be hired by the Kardashians to continue to exist.
Even though I’ve been convinced that she’s dead and feel like the conspiracy is something the Kardashians are in on, because they are shameless and demonic and control the minds of the pop culture feed, so anything they push becomes real….
Meaning, hiring the Kardashians to push the Britney not dead narrative is a good way to push it, since it’s already gone viral.
I’m not convinced, since the Kardashians are the scum of the earth and will do whatever it takes to hype shit up…
The other potential possibility is that Britney is actually alive, but the Kardashians are so rich, they hire pop stars to lay in bed and cuddle like they are besties, now that everyone is in their 40s…since Britney is iconic and it’s fun for the weird Kardashian kids to see her in bed with their moms….
We don’t have the answers, but it happened…
More importantly, she flashed her bush in one of her videos, far more interesting…
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