Jessica Alba must be 50 years old by now. Her kids probably old enough to be having kids of their own, yet she still feels hot enough to wear a bikini for whoever is willing to look.

Lucky for her, she is Jessica Alba and people like to pretend that things haven’t changed in the last 25 years and that she’s still a hot piece of celebrity ass they want to fuck, forgetting she’s statistically no longer fertile, hormonally a man, well past her prime and probably pissing herself like the other 50 year old women with kids…

Sure, she’s still Alba and worth a fuck, but that would apply if she was 500 pounds down on her luck in a rehab facility after 10 strokes from bad drugs trying to medicate after no longer being relelvant.

Instead, this version of ALBA on this timeline, is a billionaire….and stays fit…and tanned…and the only tragedy is that her exhibitionism doesn’t involve spread pussy….

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