Jessica Alba is basically a billionaire. She’s one of the first celebrities of her generation to really dive into social media to create a consumer brand that goes up against the old time legacy brands, using her celebrity to push it.

Celebrity brands are obviously nothing new, it’s arguably the only interesting thing about celebrities to brands, they push serious fucking product to the retards who are obsessed with them….but at the time Alba was doing her own version of a Kardashian, leaning into the retard fans being very bored and active on social media, waiting like sitting ducks ready to be sold shit they don’t need, before all the other celebrities moved in on the trend.

Her Honest company, despite being flagged as Dishonest kept her making stupid money, so that as a mom in her 50s, she can retire in luxury, focusing on fitness, which she never really strayed from thanks to her vanity and understanding that her value really lies in her looks, and her validation really comes when she gets cummed in as she lies in various positions as her Husband, now Ex Husband who was the brains of the operation sits in the CUCK chair…

I’ve heard stories!

Anyway, she’s in Mexico, on Vacation while not being a Mexican, despite pretending she was.

She is in a bikini, old, a mom, blown out, but the body looks alright still and since we don’t evolve as people, might as well look at old hot celebrities like they are new hot celebs, since it was more interesting back then.

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