I realize that Jennifer Aniston is so old that she is hormonally a man and with a face like hers, she may have always been a man, but no one ever noticed because of her prosthetic nipples from her time on Friends…

I also realize that Jennifer Aniston has finally found a man, after years of being dumped by other men, because she is either a man, or just the kind of woman that no one wants to be around because she’s a rich spoiled and annoying insufferable brat…

She did spend a lot of time alone and in spending time alone, there was probably a lot of spanking herself….which is why she’s incorporated it into whatever marketing campaign this is, proabbly one celebrating women when they hormonally become men and work out too much.

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