It used to be a pet peeve when there were about 100 sites doing this celebrity blog bullshit, all run by a bunch of quitters who stopped making their internet millions and fucked off from a life of updating nonsense all day.
Luckily for you, I never made money doing this, I just do it cuz I’m sick in the dick and they head and the dickhead.
Anyway, every GOLDEN GLOBES or they’d all say ‘GLOBES AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES’ or some other TIT reference using GLOBES and Golden depending on how CLEVER they were, usually not that clever…
BUT NOW that I am the only one doing this that I know of, since I don’t surf the internet and since I don’t go on SOCIAL MEDIA where it all goes down…..
I CAN SAY GLOBES AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES CHECK OUT THE GLOBES AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES OR GOLDEN GLOBES – IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN – AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES….and it’s nostalgic..
I’m not trying to reinvent the wheel here, if anything, we’re on flat tire with blown out rims but still driving because we can afford new tires….or rims…
I’d say make blogging great again, but it will never happen…
Surprisingly, the GOLDEN GLOBES which should never happen, still fucking happen, because there is too much money in that industry for masturbatory incest, fucking brothers jerking off together in a circle jerk setting, keep it alive….
Here are the GLOBES at the GOLDEN GLOBES…
CHASE SUI WONDERS – who I thought was the girl from The Summer I Turned Pretty, but is instead another half Chinese /half White actress who is best known for getting AIDS from Pete Davidson but the AIDS hasn’t taken her tits.
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CHARLI XCX – who has had her breasts flatten like pancakes, similar to the breasts of a 50 year old obese mom of 5 who has found ozempic or a terminal illness to lean the fuck up, leaving sacks of stink to remind us of what was….
Alison Brie may be old, but she’s got bangs and titties you’d like to bang, which isn’t saying much since you’d bang a cow teet if you had access to one, not because you’re experimental, or into beastiality, but because you’re lonely..
Dakota Fanning is all smiles with her little cleavage….
Elle Fanning also smiling with even littler cleavage cuz she’s the little sister and her tits haven’t had enough time to grow..
Ariana Grande may have lost her tits, but she’s got creepy demonic hands
Hailee Steinfeld’s Pregnancy Time with them Milk Filled Titties that are growing at the same pace as that NFL baby in her womb…
Kylie Jenner is a Hollywood Wife thanks to Chalemet’s homosexuality that has him wanting to fuck plastic tranny tits….and not just because Kyle’s dad’s a tranny but because Kylie looks like one
Jennifer Lawrence who we’ve all seen named in those leaked or stolen nudes, back when stolen or leaked nudes were a thing that mattered and that got some poor idiot arrested for all your pervert needs….is making a comeback….older, more tired looking, fatter, a mom of 2 or 3…but she’s wearing a sheer dress, so she’s trying…because at one time she was he Sydney Sweeney of her generation.
Jenna Oretga’s side tit because she’s committed to her Latina Goth character…
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Miley Cyrus wore her sunglasses instead of having her tits out and it was the wrong choice…ALWAYS HAVE YOUR TITS OUT
They want you to think this 80s Glam rocker Tim Curry from the Rocky Horror Picture show / rich kid from LA with celebrity mother is the next big thing….only they forget to tell her to pull her tits out because she’s actually got tits under her feather bed…
Mia Goth is another one of these up-and-coming new starlets that the young people connect with and she has had her tits out in various movies, her big one playing an 80s porn chick…..but for whatever reason she decided to cosplay as someone fancy, elegant, glamourous who doesn’t pull out her tits….
Fashion is trying to go back to sophistication and refinement instead of whoredom and trash, I guess these things are cyclical and people are tired of whoredom and trash on social media and these desperate celebs need to set the bar higher than those bottom feeders.
Selena Gomez also opted for the feather bed instead of showing off the breast implants she got during kidney transplant surgery…she looks old and tired but she is alive.
Zoey Deutch understood the theme, the task, the challenge…the GOLDEN GLOBES are about tits bro….
In conclusion,this is the best of Hollywood and it fucking sucks almost as hard as their award shows…
Step it up motherfuckers….STOMP THE YARD.
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