I am a big fan of the Cruise….

Other than the terrible stomach illness that run through those boats, overloading the sewage system, and basically being a floating petri dish of vile disease….I think they are great.

Like Las Vegas or Disney World, it’s this cross section of America at their worst.

You’ve got the trash in the inside rooms that paid 500 dollars for 30 days at sea all-inclusive, mixed with criminals who cruise to various ports to do offshore banking or buying of gold in each port to launder their money, mixed with old retirees, veterans and even some rich people in the VIP Suites…

It’s just a disaster of weirdness, people fighting over the buffet food and it’s amazing…

Then there’s the whole girls in bikinis, usually disgusting old weathered and fat girls in bikinis….

Well, apparently, where groups of people congregate, there are horny and perverted swingers…who go on cruises to find other people to fuck…or to get their fuck on…or their tits out because it’s a vacation motherfuckers…

Here are some Cruise girls to remind you why you should want to retire on a cruise, just average looking Americans we are taling 3s and under…being disgusting….

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