Sydney Sweeney's First Lingerie Drop with Bezos Sold Out of the Day

2026

Jan

Sydney Sweeney’s First Lingerie Drop with Bezos Sold Out of the Day

In not so shocking news…..the internet has pulled through for the tits.

The internet is so desperate to be part of something bigger than them and in this case, Sweeney’s tits are bigger than them, or at least bigger than their heads.

The internet has access to credit and layaway apps, so with the help of basic manipulation, supported by the mastermind of selling product onlin Jeff Bezos…who is backing these tits….they’ve managed to sell out on their first product drop in a day.

Even if they didn’t, they’d say they did, to generate some sort of scarcity hype for idiots everywhere who think they NEED Sweeney underwear, without even SEEING Sweeney underwear in a store….

It’s just BLIND transactions through computer algorithms controlling your brains..

And to the perverts out there, it’s not like she even wore these panties for a month before selling them….if anything they smell like CHINA…not Justin Beiber’s asshole via her pussy due to her boyfriend.

Good for Sweeney. We are rooting for her.