Jessica Alba’s looking like an old battered woman in an abusive relationship…

She cosplayed being hispanic celebrity by participating in a cameo in the Bad Bunny’s hispanic themed Super Bowel half time show, which focused on the plight of the Puerto Rican born with an American passport, making it so hard to make it in America, despite being an American….making them hate ICE, despite having the passport already…it’s some weird politically charged gayness…

For those who don’t know, Alba identifies as a Mexican American immigrant who ICE wants to remove, despite being born in the USA….

She did a DNA test on TV where she found out that she was:

~72.7% European

~22.5% East Asian & Native American (primarily Indigenous Mexican ancestry)

~2.0% Sub-Saharan African

~0.3% Middle Eastern/North African

Her entire identity as an actress was being a Mexican, or LATINA, so she triple downed on it….when she should have gone with the plight of the Native American having their land stolen by the colonialists, I don’t know if she has enough of that DNA to get tax concessions or part of the profits of the Native Casinos….but at least it would be more honest than her latina shit…

Sure, you can be a European Mexican, like you can be a White Caribbean…but I’d assume identifying as a Latina or as a Black person doesn’t really work when you’re WHITE….

Anyway, she virtue signalled and bullshitted while her face looked rougher than the tranny Bezos married….

ROUGH….because all things die….

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