Paris Hilton was probably already a billionaire before she turned 18 and polluted the world with her shitty but iconic sex tape…she is a Hilton, household name, and that was why people were into her.

The sex tape paved the way for the shit that society has become….that’s not to say that Paris Hilton turned society into a smut peddling cesspool of dog shit….she probably isn’t that influential, but she monetized it early on.

She has been money making behind the scenes for the last 25 years and I believe she gets a cut of all the Kardashian money because without Paris, the would not exist, which is really the worst thing she’s contributed to the world…those people….but when you’re a money hungry monster…you do what you gotta do.

I guess she’s realized she’s still got some whoring left in her, which is why she resurfaced a few years ago ready to monetize and exist again. Maximizing the early 2000s trends and re-establishing her position.

In doing that, she decided to launch her own direct to consumer internet brand that will sell to the big guys for a billion dollars, because as the queen of the bottom feeding shit, that she lost out to the hairy Kardashian trolls because she allowed it, she’s coming back to claim her stake…

She’s doing it with an old lady nude-ish shoot, which isn’t very nude when we’ve all seen her cunt with a dick in it, but it’s nude enough to notice, not necessarily get excited about, but a naked Paris Hilton selling garbage feels familiar and sometimes that is all it takes, like fucking your high school girlfriend who is now 70 with a gaping dangling pussy and an apron belly and a foot missing from diabetes..familiar but not quite as tight as it was…but familiar…

The brand is an AI created Peptide formula that promotes collagen so that you can pay money to attempt to stay tight, when girl’s gaping and easy to fist, if you know what I mean…NOT TIGHT AT ALL..

The shoot is likely AI retouched, not to say Paris is hot, but to say if she’s building produced with AI, she’s probably making herself look hotter with AI….cuz no one likes a woman sagging like half empty bag of shit….especially when they are selling skincare…made from Rick Solomon’s cum shots…

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