Whether you are knee deep in sub zero weather like some kind of psychopath who is too lazy to uproot your life and move somewhere warm like Florida or Ethiopia or the Caribbean – Haile Selassie….or if you are living your life to the fullest in a tropical setting while half of the world is freezing their balls off….you can appreciate the thonged tanlines.

We live in a world where thong bikinis are the norm, ladies of all ages wear them, whether they should be wearing them or not is debatable, since even a gross ass in a thong is an ass in the thong, and the lady in public with the thong on, is still a lady in public with a thong on, and that level of exhibitionism takes courage or delusion or not giving a fuck about hot body ideas, because dudes will fuck anything….

So thong tanlines on the beach, tanning salon or spray tan is inevitable and not just for strippers…

We also live in a world of assholes doomscrolling, conspiracy theorizing, other boring internet shit that takes away from the simple and fun things in life, like thong asses…

So here are thong tanlines…because they matter in this artificial armageddon.

Posted in:Tanlines