It’s amazing to think that Brooks Nader is even a thing. She’s such low hanging celebrity fruit that shit is rotting on the ground, not even sprouting new life.

The only appealing thing about her is that she’s got tits she pulls out for the paparazzi in her bottom feeding…which is probably literally bottom feeding…because there is no way she keeps getting work without eating shitty asshole of people who hire her for sexual release…theirs not hers…HUMMUS PARTY…

So I’ve seen TWO Nader stories in the last hour and I have not been looking.

The first is that her and her sisters, who are equally low hanging bottom feeders, but I guess their’s strength in having 4 of them, so why not give them a reality show….thanks to the main one eating the right shitty asshole…..

But yeah, the first is that her sisters were in a WILD NYC Viral stunt fo the paparazzi where they wore SKIN COLORED UNDERWEAR in this era of WHORES, while they are TOP DOG WHORES….covered in plastic balls to look like bubbles for that Dr Squatch Brand that ONCE ADVERTISED HERE – TRUE STORY – Crazy thought to think I had advertisers…I guess I had a minute of winning..

Maybe these girls push products to the lowest common retard brain….and that’s why Walmart brands want…

It’s just a really weak viral moment that probably cost a lot of money and could have been good…another fail in marketing LAZY marketing…

The other story is that the bottom feeding SI SWIM MODEL who was married to an EXEC at SI, hence the consistent coverage is cast in BAYWATCH REDO….

Along with a new cast of lifeguards, she’ll be a series regular because DISNEY / FOX seem to think she’ll bring in EYEBALLS…instead of finding actual hot chicks who can act…

There are 1000 influencers better suited and just as useless as NADER for a Baywatch series regular job….but here you have NADER….

Unimpressive person doing impressive things….she’s still winning, weird how that works….I blame the tits..

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