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2026

02

Apr

I Guess Granny Jessica Alba is Still Bikini Whoring of the Day

The funny thing about these celebrity women who are trying to game the whole aging process. You know, they are trying to cosplay being young and hot even though they are in their 50s, and we all know what 50 year olds are supposed to look like when they aren’t fucking liars, is that they will all end up looking like the same tranny whore….

Their high maintenance procedures they use to lie to the people and pretend they are still hot is pretty fucking basic and the same procedures all the transgender confused dudes use to become hot chicks or their version of hot chicks…which is parody hot chick….or muppet porn bitch..

I don’t care that the mom and philandering home wrecking whore is in her bikini like she was still 25….she’s not fat, her menopause doesn’t smell all that bad…

It’s just fun to watch the gradual transition that will look like a gender reassignment surgery….slowly and slowly more muppet tranny the older she gets…

Here’s billionaire Alba and her scheming…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

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