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2026

03

Apr

Elisabetta Canalis Produces Porno of the Day

Elisabetta Canalis is the used condom that George Clooney used to use when he wasn’t having raw anal sex with men due to his faggotry…

She is the 50 year old Italian model, straight from the mean streets of Sardinia, where her dad was a radiologist and she was rich as shit.

She was luckily born hot, unlike those bearded troll Italian women, with big heavy Italian tits that only a diet of fresh pasta could produce….

She once went to college, her family are educated, but she looked at her tits and said “I’m going to be a dancer”….

As a dancer she found great rich people she could pretend were not clients, but instead lovers…she’s Italian and wallet fucking when you’re a rich kid is far more romantic than the gutter whores of America….

She found herself in the right circles and one of those circles got her into acting, one of her acting jobs included being a beard to George Clooney who was obsessed with Italy, bought a castle in Italy, and needed Italian tits to hang out by the pool…to seem like it wasn’t a gay retreat….

Anyway, she got married had kids, got divorced and decided to bring her old italian tits out, which look good since she’s not as fat as you’d expect an Italian nona in the kitchen perfecting her family’s sauce…

YOU CAN SEE HER NIPPLE….

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